- Male, platinum blonde hair with black streaks when not bald, usually multiple injuries
- Lift pilot student
- First appeared in No Angel standing around with Keif and Nic, wishing that he wasn't so heavily injured that he couldn't make Keif shut up. (No Angel, strip 116) (His last brush with death had left him badly burned, his left arm broken and leg completely taken off below the knee. He was recovering and using a short cane to walk now. That wasn't the worst of his injuries. His jaw had also been dislocated and was now wired shut so he couldn't talk) that he could either hit Keif or yell at him to shut up.
- Darwin won't let ANYONE touch his hair.
- Darwin's just a little bit over exuberant and misses small details.. like safety checks and test runs.
- Has a penchant for winding up in dangerous and often stupid situations, yet still managing to walk away alive.
- Darwin's more interested in blowing things up than trying to impress girls.